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  Melinda saved the whales  
 
By killing off their only natural predator, man
 
 
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1. How much TV do you watch? Almost none. I think we've turned it on 3 times since I've been home. I'll probably watch more in Bolivia, though, since they get TVe

2. What type of show is your favorite?    Intelligent humor, sciency or crime stuff

3. Which talk show host do you hate?   All of them. I hate talk shows.

4. Are you looking forward to any new season premieres?    The Boondocks

5. Which show is your guilty pleasure?     None. I think my shows are all pretty damn cool.

Current Location:
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Scarleth's mom passed away. I went to LA as soon as I found out to be with the babies.

It's been an emotional weekend.

I wish I could make her son eulercito smile like he used to.

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Yessie sent us the following e-mail:
South Florida Barbies... get them while they're still in stock!

CORAL GABLES BARBIE: This Barbie is is only sold at Bal Harbour or Merrick Park. She comes with an assortment of Prada handbags, a Mercedes SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

DORAL BARBIE: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford SUV with a Venezuelan Flag Bumper Sticker, cookie cutter house, country club membership and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

HOMESTEAD BARBIE: This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy Pickup with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable bills (unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about). Also available with a mobile home and Mexican Ken.

BRICKELL BARBIE: This ultra glam Barbie comes with your choice of a Porsche Boxster or Mercedes CLK/SLK Convertible. Included are a Starbucks travel cup, credit cards to every major fashion house, French pedicure and exclusive gym membership. Also available for this set are Real Estate Magnet Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

BOCA BARBIE: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print D&G Bikini, Jimmy Choo or Manolo slip ons and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at her custom, 12,000 sq ft house. Shallow Ken can be found in the cabana making out with Jail Bait Skipper and the Hot Latin Maid Barbie.... Esmeralda. Percocet or Oxycontin perscription recommended.

KENDALL BARBIE: This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled Kenneth Cole Slip Ons with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hialeah Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise Brazilian jeans, skimpy halters and jewelry and Gucci sunglasses from "The Mart." Along with a Volkswagen Jetta sedan in silver.

COCONUT GROVE BARBIE: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Coconut Grove Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a "Free Tibet" sticker free.

HIALEAH BARBIE: Dressed from head to toe in TICO fashions sporting thigh high skin tight 5 dollar jeans, "ñooooooooo que barato!!!" see-through tops and $5 platform heels with 1.5" long red acrylic fingernails with Shocking blonde hair with the black roots showing from a mile away. This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll and credit card from "La casa canastilla cubana" baby store. Optional Accessories include a GED and bus pass. Marielito Ken and his '79 Chevy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

KEY BISCAYNE BARBIE: With frosted blonde hair, clear manicure, light tan, she's perfect in every way. Comes with a convertible jaguar and yatch. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or golfing.

SOUTH BEACH BARBIE: This doll is as hot as they come, she's the tallest model, donatella versace tan, long light brown hair, miss sixty low riders, juicy couture tank, sergio rossi slip ons, VIP access to prive, mynt and everywhere else. These Barbies must be purchased as packs and are always seen mooching from free-spending Deep Pockets South Beach Ken.
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Wow. So much to write about. Where to start.

Sleepover was so much fun... the best was running down to the marina with Nicole, Laura and Stephanie to watch the sun rise over the ocean on my birthday. It was so beautiful... and we were so dead. Stephanie and I stopped at a bench while the other two kept running. I have our rambling comments on video. "Where do you think they're going?" "Far." "Yeah. Minus close." "Doesn't the sun look like a big flashlight?" "You know it's like the sunset. Just backwards."

I absolutely positively adore the people I work with. I can't even put it into words. Especially Nicole. She and I get along SO WELL. I mean we're like the same freakin' person. On Thursday I was in the lab with Laura and Stephanie and I said, "I'm so bored! I wish Nicole would get here and entertain me!" and that EXACT SECOND she walked in. We all gasped and then broke out laughing. She didn't get it. Then today she was driving to Gainesville and I figured she was bored cause I was bored sitting in the lab with Joe so I called her and got her machine. I was about to leave a message when I saw she was calling me. So I figured she was just returning the call. Five minutes into the conversation she said she was calling cause she was bored. I said, "Wait... you mean you weren't calling cause you missed my call?" "Um what call?" "I was just leaving you a message!" "No way! I was calling because I was looking through my call list trying to think of who'd be most interesting to talk to. That's plus creepy!"

We signed our lease this morning. We're now officially roomies :D

As we were leaving the house we were talking about Dr. Machonis. I said despite his weirdness, it's obvious that he loves Historical in general. She said, "If he loved it so much you think he'd read another book about it." I almost died laughing.

The other TA's think we have a very weird sense of humor. Every time we laugh maniacally they say, "That's plus German." Like when we were trying to get Cory to marry Filiz and Laura said there would be rice to throw. Then she said, "I mean birdseed cause if birds eat rice they explode." Nicole and I started giggling to each other and said, "heheheheheh... exploding birds would be cool."

Last night when I stayed over Michael said he wouldn't be able to sleep cause of the giggling fits we have together. So we started playing twister in the livingroom without a mat. And somehow Nicole shoved her head up my butt and I almost fell on her. Plus funny.

I love love love love love my new roommate.

Bo's actually been really great lately. We've been talking a lot and any tension that existed is now gone. Thank god! Tonight Joe was over and they were talking and having a great time. He wanted to hear her Chinese pop music so she was excited to share it :)

Catrina's pregnant! I haven't posted that yet... She told us on Monday. Yay :D She'll be such a great mom and Kenny is gonna torture that poor child. Her birthday was on Thursday so we all went to Giradelli for ice cream. It was yuuuuuuuuuuummy. Definitely worth going all the way to south beach for!

I don't want to go into the issues I've had with the dept. I'm sick of them. Seriously... I can't deal with it. If I don't pass the syntax test on Tuesday I think I'll drop out. I honestly don't give two shits and I never want to see Mrs. Dr. Yavas again. After the test I'm reporting her actions to the dean of students. They're unexcusable and other students have witnessed her rudeness towards me and said they would back me up.

I guess that's all the excitement for now. I need to get a car over the next two weeks. Tanya said she'll take me to carmax in Ft. Lauderdale cause it's cheaper and they probably have a better selection since the old ladies sell them when they can't drive any more.
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Bernadette Peters's husband DIED! He was in a plane crash yesterday (now 2 days ago).

Wow. Poor Bernadette...

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